2011년 4월 5일 화요일

Something Beautiful

12I-2 Creative Writing
14th Wave Hee Gu Kang
2011. 04. 05
Something Beautiful

Softly and delicately the spring rain falls. Oaks and beech trees comprise the major portion of this forest, where wild lilies and roses smudged with dirt litters the winding earthy path that vanishes into the overgrowth beyond. Mostly it is plants, but a single pair of rabbits is huddled beneath a rather lone tree in the corner, shivering and licking the weak sunlight. Eddying air shakes the leaves of the trees and the bushes and flowers and grass as the light rain intensifies into a downpour. The rabbits scatter, soaked wet and hairs standing on end. Humid and damp, the earth beneath the animals’ rapidly leaping feet begins to bubble, and many earthworms break the crust and emerge, dancing enthusiastically, into the rain. It is no beautiful sight. Nor it is ugly. Great, it is, for the word can be both positive and negative.

Before I actually encountered it, I thought the picture was a commonplace landscape painting; a rainy forest with lots of trees and a pair of animals couldn’t have looked duller. Expecting a terrible disappointment from myself, I approached it with great caution. Artistic senses sharp, I stared at the work of art by the nameless painter, my eyes narrowing by the minute. Ugly, I thought, Mundane; I knew it. Then, unexpectedly, one of the supposed-to-be-stationary rabbits stirred and ran; the other one did, too, shortly afterward. I stared, paralyzed with wonder, as the rain actually became thicker before my eyes and earthworms emerged from the soil. Furious with myself, I rubbed my eyes fiercely, but nothing changed. Ugly though the painting might be, it was alive. Lively, vivid, and dynamic.

  Yes, I thought blankly, Here’s something beautiful.

2011년 3월 22일 화요일

The Superstar

12 I-2 Creative Writing
14th Wave Hee Gu Kang
2011. 03. 22
The Superstar

April sidled into the room, looking sour. Her lips were thin, her eyes were cold, and an icy frown was on her face. The manager, Mr. Lee, got up and asked her why she was feeling bad, but April simply pursed her lips and turned to sit down in the large, comfortable red sofa in the corner of the room. Mr. Lee got up from his stiff chair and approached April cautiously.
“Is it your father again?” asked the manager. His tones were awfully careful.
The ten-year old girl nodded. Her dark brown hair was tied fashionably in a special round knot. She had thick makeup on her smooth little face, and had purple-jeweled earrings on her ears. The light green dress she was wearing rippled gracefully around her like soft tides of the sea, her practically non-existent breast was emphasized brutally by a strap around her waist, and a pair of tiny shoes with flamboyant white shoelaces had been squeezed into her feet. She was pretty, but at the same time had a slightly dumb look about her. She was fingering the hem of her dress’s left arm repeatedly as if nervous. Well, she was nervous. It was time.
“I called him yesterday.” said the manager heatedly, “He said yes.”
April scoffed. “He was drunk. He didn’t know what he was saying.” she said scathingly.
Mr. Lee looked up with surprise, again, that such a young kid could speak so roughly of her own father. April’s father, Mr. Kim, was highly conservative and was strictly against what his daughter did in the monthly fashion festivals. Personally, Mr. Lee hated Mr. Kim. He was the sole yet intimidating obstacle to their success. His success.
“Well, then,” said Mr. Lee heavily, “we’ll just have to ignore him, I think.”
April nodded. She hated her father as much as Mr. Lee hated him.
“Prepare. The show’s approaching.”

2011년 3월 15일 화요일

The Void and the Men

12I-2 Creative Writing
14th Wave Hee Gu Kang
2011. 03. 14
The Void and the Men

The Japanese swordsman was exchanging courteous bows with the American cowboy.
The Australian hunter was swearing loudly at the Chinese cook, voice rising infinitely.
The Mexican dancer was laughing broadly at a joke the Egyptian architect had just made.
The Indian mathematician, who alone had remained solitary and silent, spoke: “We cannot possibly coexist like this. We need someone to lead us.”
“The seven lost people . . .” breathed the Chinese cook, still seething and glaring at the Australian hunter, “We’ve been stuck here like this for hours now. We need a solution.”
“We need food. We’re hungry.” said the hunter irritably, “Cook for us.”
“There’s nothing to cook with!” the cook snapped, firing up at once.
“We need rules first.” said the Japanese swordsman firmly, “Rules are highly valued in the arts of Kendo.”
“Yes, yes, and for rules, we need a proper leader.” said the American cowboy with dignity, “Leaders are pivotal to all groups, including us cowboys, of course. Proud, brave Americans!”
“But there’s nothing here. We don’t know where this place is, or why we suddenly came to be here. Why us? Why now? Why?”
“Yeah, I was in the middle of an annual performance!” said the Mexican dancer with obvious annoyance and bemusement, “I was having the time of my life back there. The queen was going to award me a prize!”
“Our priority now is to find our way out of here.” said the Egyptian architect, “I need to complete the design of the pyramid I was working on with my coworkers.”
“Wait a moment. Wait a moment.” said the Indian mathematician, “Did you say pyramid? Pyramids were built hundreds and hundreds of years ago! Don’t talk nonsense.”
“Pardon?” said the architect, looking heartily astonished, “We’re building multiple pyramids right now in our country!”
The mathematician looked thunderstruck. The hunter shook his head.
“And a Mexican queen . . .” hissed the Chinese cook, “Mexico has no queen.”
“We do. Monarchy replaced republicanism in the year 2083. Well, there’s no more of those old ideas of democracy or free market in any country now, I heard. People had had enough of freedom when the sixth Nuclear War killed two thirds of the world population.”
“Nuclear?” chorused the cowboy, the swordsman, and the architect, “What’s that?”
“Wait a moment.” said the cook slowly, “You folks don’t know about nuclear weapons?”
The three shook their heads. The hunter shook his head again.
“I’m starting to grab the gist of the situation now.” murmured the mathematician, stroking his chin, “We seven were taken not only from random locations, but also from random time periods. I came from the year 1989.”
“1887.” said the cowboy.
“2014.” said the cook.
“I don’t know what those numbers mean.” said the architect. The swordsman nodded.
“1962, I reckon.” rasped the hunter.
The mathematician looked excited. “Good. What a union! I wonder who did this to us. We’re in . . . a void!”
They all looked around. Yes. They were standing—or floating; they couldn’t tell—in literal nothingness. Their surroundings weren’t merely black, but literally non-existent. There was no sunlight, no mountains, no horizon, no ground, no air, no . . . anything. There was nothing. They couldn’t tell if they were in a small room, on an expansive plain, or in midair. Around them was boundless nothingness, and there was no escaping the cursed predicament.
“It’s hell living without a hero.” said the mathematician abruptly.
“Someone needs to be the hero.” said the cook, nodding to the Indian.
There was a moment’s subdued silence, then
“Me.” said a voice.
With a flourish, the swordsman drew a dagger from a strap around his waist, and threw it at the cook with surprising agility. It hit him squarely on the forehead. He toppled. The architect, who had been standing right beside the cook, flinched a little, but before he could do anything, the cowboy had discharged his rifles two times, killing the swordsman. The hunter was eying the swordsman with disdain.
“Two down.” breathed the cowboy, “That Chinese bloke was right, though. We don’t have a hero here. A leaderless group is bound to be driven into violence.”
“So it is.”
The Mexican dancer suddenly pounced upon the cowboy, and before the American could defend himself, had smacked him around the head, knocking him down. The dancer snatched the rifle out of the cowboy’s hand, but the hunter killed the dancer with an accomplished shot from an old-fashioned handgun. The cowboy got gingerly up to his feet, and said, “Thanks.”
“Useless idiots,” spat the hunter, and blasted the cowboy’s universe away with another shot from his handgun, “Why kill the cook? Why kill the cook?”
The mathematician and the architect looked puzzled. The hunter directed his gun at the two surviving people. They raised their hands in desperate defense, but the Australian mercilessly shot the architect down. The mathematician cringed ever more.
“Any mathematical discoveries you haven’t yet disclosed?” shouted the hunter, pushing the muzzle of the handgun into the Indian’s chest, “Any mathematical discoveries you haven’t yet disclosed?”
“Err . . .”
“Tell me! Now!”
“No. There’s something I’ve been working on, but I haven’t finished
“Farewell, then. Another failure.”
BANG.

*                   *                   *                   *                   *

“Got anything, Mark?”
“Yeah.” said the Australian hunter as he emerged from the lopsided stone gate, “It was a bit unentertaining this time, though. Only one of the selected was from the future.”
“Was it a he or she?”
“He. He was a dancer from 2083 Mexico. Monarchy will return to this world after the sixth Nuclear War, from what he said.”
“Good . . . So, there’ll be another Nuclear War after the fifth.”
“Suppose so.” said the hunter, sitting roughly down onto a stubble, “Your turn this time.”
“Yeah.”
The second hunter got up from his stubble, and dragged his body to the gate.
“When do you think will humans abandon the law of strength?” asked the hunter as his colleague was about to disappear back into the void.
“Never, I think. We’re a bunch of barbarians. The most brutal race ever to walk on Earth.”
With that and a small whoosh, the second hunter disappeared into the gate.

2011년 3월 8일 화요일

The Storyteller

12I-2 Creative Writing
14th Wave Hee Gu Kang
2010. 03. 08
The Storyteller

Astelpine is a place where only girls live. There are no men, and no old women. Nobody knows what made the city so, but legend tells that a strange light shone from the sky, and all the people suddenly turned into girls. There are several variations of the story, too: one that tells that a paranoid serial killer killed all the men in one night; another that tells that there are actually no men in the entire world, not only in Astelpine. Astelpine is surrounded half by an infinitely large ocean and half by impossibly alpine mountains. None of the girls know what is beyond those natural barriers. Then, one day, a girl named Jenny decided to go on a journey.
             Jenny was the crazy bitch of the island. She was the only girl who refused to wear her hair long; she preferred it at a much shorter length. She also refused to wear any bright colors. To her, they were just weird. She gained quite a name for herself beating up the other girls. After a few years of this, she was the first person ever to be banished from the island. She built a raft and set sail in the large ocean.
             The sea surrounding Astelpine was fierce. The waves relentlessly attacked the raft, seeking to split it into pieces. The sun was burning over the salty waters, blazing as if to burn the whole world. However, Jenny was tough. She rowed through the watery desert with ease, and her black eyes penetrated the shimmering lights across the horizon, searching for dry land. After what felt like weeks, she finally succeeded.
             Shouting with pride, she stepped down from her raft. Then she realized she was as hungry as she could be. She walked until she found a hog. A trained hunter of Astelpine, Jenny killed the hog in a flash. As Jenny triumphantly cut through the hog’s belly, someone shouted behind her back.
             “Hey, you killed Jacob!”
             Jenny looked back, and saw a bunch of strange people: short-haired but hairy on cheeks, no bosoms, crude clothes. They were the ugliest girls she had ever seen. They didn’t even seem to be girls at all.
             Jenny abhorred them from at first sight. They were ugly, and did not deserve to live. With the knife in her right hand, she slashed open a girl’s throat. Everyone screamed and chaos broke loose. The natives did not seem to know how to fight. With ease, Jenny slaughtered the rest. Jenny sat on a rock and looked quietly at the messy remains of the hideous girls. She was satisfied, and went to sleep.

             “What a piece of rubbish.”
             “I like the name Astelpine, though. It invokes a feeling of secrecy and dignity.”
             “I still don’t know what she was thinking, Mr. Skyside. Killing them all suddenly in the last paragraph? She could’ve drawn many interesting episodes out of this quite interesting setting. But she didn’t.”
             “Yes, that is a little disappointing, sir, but for a twelve-year old
             “Exactly. For a twelve-year old, the ending’s too violent and bizarre! Disgusting.”
             “Perhaps, headmaster, but that doesn’t provide any conclusive evidence that this girl has any kind of mental disorder. She has no symptoms for a start!”
             “Symptoms? This piece of crap is itself a symptom! A mentality marred by deceptive illusions and false dreams! Her own glass menagerie! A world without men? Imagine that!”
             “But sir, she prides herself as the school’s storyteller. Many other students do accept that she
             “I don’t care what a bunch of weirdoes accept or do not accept!”
             “Discrimination is in your nature, headmaster.”
             “Watch your mouth, Nicholas. You being an old friend of mine doesn’t mean I can’t chuck you out of this place any old day I like.”
             “Really, sir? Can you really? After all you’ve done to this school?”
             “Of course! You conspired, too, didn’t you, Mr. Skyside?”
             “Yes I did, sir, but you’re the boss. You forced us to cooperate with you.”
             “Yes, because I think these boys and girls are useless to the society!”

             CLANG.
             The door opened, and “the storyteller” came in. The two teachers turned. The girl pointed silently at the headmaster, and a swarm of adolescent boys and girls rushed at the two teachers.
             “We’re not useless. We’re not useless. You’re useless. Useless grownups.”

2011년 2월 22일 화요일

The UVRP

12I-2 Creative Writing
14th Wave Hee Gu Kang
2011. 02. 21
The UVRP

“Oh . . . adorable little things . . . We came here to make you lot, we all risked our lives, and I finally succeeded! Await the news, Jacob. Await the news.”
“Await what news? Well, it’s guessable. You’re quite good indeed. Good at concealing.”
“Steve, you almost freaked me out! I was enjoying a good nap!”
“Don’t lie to me, Al. You blurted that out out of excitement, I reckon. Well, present the treasure before me. I don’t want to be stuck in the 1860s all my life.”
“Neither do I, but we’re still working on it, aren’t we? Jacob had a new idea last night. I was applying it to the real thing before I accidentally fell asleep. Look, the lantern’s still aglow! It’s a miracle it didn’t shatter and blow my head up.”
“No, it’s a shame. Coward! Liar! You’re trying to escape all alone! I could bet on it! It’s the damn Civil War out there, Al, for heaven’s sake! Today’s March 29th, and the Battle of Five Forks is dead ahead! You learned history. Three days later, the Union forces will strike this place, and General Lee will be forced to evacuate! We won’t be safe!”
“I’m aware of that, thank you very much.”
“Yeah? So share the device with us, or I’ll wring it from you by force! Anyway, I’ll be dead within days if you don’t share it, so . . . so be it!”
“Do it, then! You don’t have the guts, Stephen! You’re nothing but a fragile cringing kid who’s afraid of mummies!”
“Who told you I’m afraid of mummies? That’s a secr
“Nothing’s a secret to me. I have a source. Anyway, I can swear whatever I said was only sleep talk! I wanted to invent the time machine again so much that I said something about it in my dream! That’s all!”
“No, you’re a dirty bastard.”
“Ouch! Violence now, eh? No matter. I can pass this time! I can pass! I want to work!”
“Pass what?”
“The test.”
“The test . . . What kind of teFOUL. FOUL. PROGRAM TERMINATED.”
“What? No! I want to continue! I haven’t demonstrated everything yet! My unconscious self is better than this!”
“Thank you, sir. You have fouled. ONE: You are not allowed to mention anything about the UVRP during the examination. TWO: You are not allowed to reveal things you find out about your confronter with your mind powers. You failed. NAME: Alfred McNeth. GENDER: Male. OCCUPATION: None. NUMBER OF FAILURES: Twenty. DECISION: Delete. Thank you. This was AI-83 from the Unconsciousness in Virtual Reality Program.”
“No, you can’t just
“Computer, delete.”

2011년 2월 15일 화요일

The Killed

12I-2 Creative Writing
14th Wave Hee Gu Kang
2011. 02. 15.
The Killed

A club. Drinks. Women. Laughter. Several bright spotlights on the stage. The year 2027.
The dimly lit hall was packed with “lightly” dressed people. Small wooden tables densely lined the aesthetically curving walls, and there was a raised spacious dance floor in the center of the cavernous chamber. On the broad stage on one side of the room, the foursome band “Brother V” was busy storming through the last chorus of its biggest hit song “V, Y, Z.”
Ever since the law banning the establishment of “inappropriate” clubs passed in Congress, clubs had come to resemble ballrooms, yet were still slightly more informal than regular ones. Small clubs had as good as vanished from mainstream cities, replaced by enormous ones that had come to dominate downtown culture. Illegal small clubs cluttered the backstreets, and an unpleasant tension existed between the owners of legitimate clubs and the operators of illicit ones. People largely avoided the latter, for they were often centers of the gravest crimes in the country.
—moonlight V murder V, Y, Z!” A short guitar solo. “V!” CLANG. “Y!” CLANG. “Z!”
The last note G developed into a smooth, short melody, which repeated a few times before the song finally ended with an impressive drum solo. The vocal Matthew Saltsky thrust up his guitar, and waved it around in the air. The fans went mad with jubilance. Some inflexible old women scowled sideways at the festive youngsters.
As the band slowly cleared the stage, still being applauded by zealous supporters, a plump man came to the center of the stage, and stood in front of the microphone still wet with sweat. He hastily replaced the black sponge cover of the round microphone, and composed himself. He was the host of this club, another revolutionary change in club culture.
“There’ll be a short five minute break, and today’s last guest will come onto the stage!” the host announced dramatically, “You can all look forward to this!”
There were enthusiastic applauses and whoops. Pairs of men and women rose from tables or came down from the dance floor, sweating. It was the last day of the year, and in this club, true to the tradition, the host invited the greatest public star of the year, who was always the same person, without exceptions.
“It’s almost time. He’s gonna show up any moment now.” said a lanky, mustached man, pouring wine rather viciously into a tall glass.
“You sound excited.” said his female partner absentmindedly. She was readjusting her hair.
“You should be, too.” said another man wearing a rustic bowtie, joining the couple, “He’s a superstar.”
The mustached man piped up: “Well, he first became famous in Superstar K, didn’t he? No doubt he’s a superstar. You know what? Ironically, the actual winner of that show, the actual superstar, was arrested years ago for running a mass black market of Zap. Litmus is the true ultimate victor!”
“He was pathetic at first.” said the woman, still sounding a bit disdainful.
“Who cares? He’s bloody awesome!” said the man with the purple bowtie, “An epitome of a true endeavourer! He made millions purely out of fame. That’s something. He’s involved in pretty much every industry in Korea, from what I’ve heard.”
The mustached man nodded almost fanatically. The woman turned away, looking sour.
“Talking about Litmus?”
All three of them turned, and saw a shabby-looking (on this club’s standards) man who did not fit with the picture at all. His lopsided hat and his messily unshaven beard only added to his overall ludicrousness.
“Suppose so.” said the woman, giving the strange man a long, searching look.
“A fan, are you?” said the man with the bowtie excitedly.
“Sort of.” said the stranger, “I know him in person. We were friends in middle school. Very good friends.” The other three heard a trace of longing there.
“I envy you, sir.” said the mustached man, bowing inappropriately low, “Oh, and here comes the host.”
The four people turned to the stage. The host walked into a single spotlight, grabbed the microphone rather nervously, cleared his throat, and announced in a voice quivering with anticipation: “Ladies and gentlemen, MC Litmus!”
“It’s him! It’s the Hip-Hop President!”
“Bravo! We all paid triple to see him, didn’t we?”
“Litmus! Litmus! Litmus!” The hall was ringing with reverberant applause.
A short, skinny, middle aged man sidled onto the stage. The host scurried out of sight. The man stalked lightly to the microphone, pulled it out of its stand, blew a few times into it, and started rapping faster than even the legendary “Outsider” of the early 21st century. There was a hush in the crowd as everybody held their breaths, enraptured by the heavenly rhyme and flow of the best rapper existent.
The scowl had vanished from the picky woman’s face. She was positively gawking at MC Litmus, whom she had despised until just a moment ago. That was the magic of MC Litmus. He enthralled every single person who watched him perform. Even animals reacted to this enchantment of his. The mustached man and his friend with the bowtie were grinning foolishly now, their mouths refusing to close again. All Koreans had watched MC Litmus rise from a mediocre hip-hop fan to a prized rapper of the nation, and they simply loved that fact. He was their symbol of hope and success. He was a living slogan for all Koreans.
Only the shabby man was maintaining composure. In fact, he was the only one still sitting in his chair. He had his arms crossed, and was looking—or glaring—at his friend rapping torrentially on the stage. It was a cold, empty sort of stare. Hate? Pity? Rage?

*                   *                   *                   *                   *

The lengthy performance finally ended. The audience, literally mesmerized by the skills of MC Litmus, hadn’t even noticed their limbs aching from standing and whooping for such a long time. As the people broke out of the trance one by one, Litmus quietly exited the stage through a side door. The two men and the woman were crying with mirth now. Ignoring them, the shabby man rose ghostly from his chair, plowed through the many guests, and slipped out through the side door.
He met inky blackness outside. The streets were deserted but for the several teleportation devices of the guests currently enjoying the reception inside the club. Eerie yellow and green hologram lights shimmered here and there in the dark city, but didn’t contribute much to the illuminations.
“Litmus.” said the shabby man firmly into the total darkness.
No reply.
“Litmus, I know you’re here. Answer me.”
There were footsteps, and the great rapper MC Litmus emerged from a corner of a building.
“Who’s there?”
A twisted smile curled the shabby man’s lips. He said, “It’s Jang.”
The footsteps stopped abruptly, but resumed again in a more quickened fashion. Jang drew an electric rifle from inside his jacket, and discharged it into the dark. A pained yell followed the gunshot, and there was a sickening thump.
“Don’t underestimate my mastery in firearms, Park.” Jang said savagely.
“How can you be acting normally? The Zap pills
“I didn’t take Zap because I know you and your mate Kim, pal. You made them with him, didn’t you?”
“I— I apologize, old friend.”
“Friend?”
Jang chuckled sadly. It was a hollow laugh.
“Friends don’t betray each other, Park.” he said, “And you didn’t only betray me. You betrayed the entire world, too. You tricked them all into believing you were me. I’m the one who became famous in Superstar K 2010. I’m the Hip-Hop President, not you. I’m MC Litmus, not you. But you were rich, weren’t you? I was merely a poor country boy. Money’s everything in this world, isn’t it? You forced all those industries you own into producing those Zap pills . . . Dirty bastard . . .”
“Yeah, maybe I am a bastard,” said Park, “but my life is a celebrated one, and yours has been utterly ruined. I’m a scientist. You’re only a rapper. I’m the liar, but your life became a lie instead. Pitiful.”
“This ends here.” said Jang, raising his modern rifle, “I’ve had enough of humiliations.”
“Yes. It does end here. The question is which way.”
BANG. WHAM.
“Ouch!”
Jang heard Park falling, electrified by the electric bullet. The electric rifle slid out of Jang’s slackened grip, clattering onto the flat metal road. The clash of wood on metal rent the absolute silence. Jang fell on his knees, and collapsed sideways.
A dagger was protruding out of his chest.
“This is the cycle of hell, fake MC Litmus. The down side of fame.” said Jang, his breath becoming more and more shallow, “Fame comes at a cost.”

*                   *                   *                   *                   *

Minutes later, the foursome band “Brother V” materialized beside the two corpses.
“Our only able competitor is dead.” said Matthew Saltsky, stroking Park’s hair, “Fame will come to us now.”
“Yeah.” said the drummer with a smirk.
“Let’s use Zap a bit more. Everybody will think we’re excellent.” said Saltsky.

*                   *                   *                   *                   *

A month later, all four members of “Brother V” were found dead exactly where the famous rapper MC Litmus had been found dead a month ago.